My dream is that movie theaters sell special tickets for people to sit in the “cell-phone section” where they are allowed to text and tweet and talk as much as they want. Ushers will see these tickets and direct people to the special door that leads to the exclusive cell-phone section. Through that door is a small room with a trapdoor that leads to the garbage compactor from Star Wars.
Today, I’m wearing:
- chinos
- oxford cloth button down
- madras tie
- tweed sports jacket
- l.l. bean rubber mocs
- argyle socks
Yup, I’m an English teacher.
